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Ten things this summer

1. Swim with the barracuda is not dangerous. Just find out after exiting the water.

2. Swimming in a sea of \u200b\u200bjellyfish is like playing a game, sooner or later you lose.

3. Navigating in the fog is so dense set of the film Pirates of the Caribbean : hours and hours to be afraid of seeing the shape emerge from nothing menacing Flying Dutchman (modern version of a Corsica Ferries ferry that shoots at 30 knots in front of your bow) .

4. Draw a dolphin than a meter and a half and leave in water for too long without having the courage to pull it means continuing to eat canned food.

5. Have dinner with canned food francese, quello nei piatti da microonde che si scalda a bagnomaria è una vera manna quando non si pescano lampughe né si ha libero accesso ad un SuperU (e comunque il Merlu blanc et ses petits légumes è ottimo)

6. Mettere il tender troppo vicino alla poppa appuntita della barca in presenza di onde può essere letale per il tender in questione (leggasi Requiem per il defunto Arimar)

7. Invitare per qualche giorno una coppia di amici che non sono mai stati in barca e scoprire che si adattano benissimo ai disagi degli spazi ristretti (e agli ubiqui peli della gatta) rende davvero felici

8. Giocare a Trivial Pursuit dopo un pastis e svariati bicchieri di vino è molto better than playing sober (and then you can always blame alcohol if you do not know the answer to the question "What is the first Italian boat which took part in a cup final America?")

9. Go to Marseille and decide (right there) to eat for the first time only to find that McDonald is really disgusting is frankly idiotic.

10. Back from vacation with the boat loaded with food prolongs the unlikely pleasure of a holiday at least for the duration of food stocks in question.